Chapter Seventeen: The New Residence
As soon as he finished speaking, the area around the house suddenly erupted with the hissing cries of wild cats. It wasn’t just one cat, but hundreds, maybe thousands. Amid the relentless yowling, the once relatively bright sky abruptly darkened with thick clouds, gusts of cold wind howled fiercely, and from deep within the house came a chilling, mournful laughter.
“What... what is that?” Er Laizi, previously lost in the company of beauties, snapped back to full alert at the sudden disturbance.
“Hee hee, hee hee hee hee hee,” came the eerie laughter.
“Where is that coming from?” Er Laizi shivered, narrowing his eyes toward the house, instantly feeling his heart drop and guts twist.
A woman in white was drifting toward them.
Her face was heavily made up, yet she still held a cracked crimson rouge, repeatedly smearing it onto her face.
The most terrifying thing was that she had no facial features at all.
Despite this grotesque appearance, Wu Que could tell from her figure and bearing that the white-clad ghost before them was none other than Xu Jiabai.
“Hee hee, hee hee hee hee, hee hee hee...” she laughed and sang as she drew closer.
“Seated sideways by the window, gently sweeping with a faint touch, powder white and blackened brows adorn with delicate charm.”
“Facing the mirror to groom, graceful posture and style, light makeup or heavy, both delight the heart.”
She smiled and sang, steadily approaching.
Er Laizi was terrified out of his wits; he abandoned the carriage and scrambled down the hillside, disappearing from sight in no time.
“Ah, ah, ah, not for a journey, not for a lover, not for oneself, but for the copper stench born of lust—how pitiful, how lamentable, so pitiful, so lamentable! Ee~”
The woman drew nearer, her tone becoming ever stranger, and the nerves of the two master and disciple tightened in response.
Yet Wu Que had one question: if the woman had no mouth, where did her singing and laughter come from?
When she reached them, she suddenly straightened up but did not attack.
The woman’s hand holding the rouge pressed harder, finally slicing open a bloody gash beneath her cheek, revealing a red tongue and a few baby teeth.
Playfully, she tucked her hand behind her back, her face twitching as the bloodied “mouth” slowly curved into a smile.
“Hee hee hee, tell me, am I pretty now or not?”
“Hee hee hee, tell me, is rouge prettier, or is fresh blood?”
The first question was directed at Hong Lei, the second at Wu Que.
The pair dared not move rashly, but the woman simply stood with her hands behind her back, tilting her head as if waiting for their answer.
They exchanged glances; it was the first time Wu Que saw panic in his master’s eyes.
Indeed, even Hong Lei had never faced such a bizarre situation.
Time passed, and the woman finally spoke slowly.
“Five.”
“What?”
“Four.”
“Damn, a countdown?”
“Three.”
“Pretty now!”
“Blood is prettier!”
The woman’s voice stopped abruptly. Though she had no eyes, Wu Que felt as if she was looking at him with a mischievous gaze from beneath her smudged eyeshadow.
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