Chapter 116: Stinking Men

"No, Auntie, why are you waiting for me?"
"Can't you just say whatever it is right here?"
Zeng Xiaofan asked in a low voice. Lin Yuru did not answer him; she merely gave him a meaningful look before turning and walking away, her shapely hips swaying with every step.
Watching her peculiar expression and her still-alluring silhouette, Zeng Xiaofan felt his inner misgivings deepen.
In truth, the moment he had returned and seen Lin Yuru, Zeng Xiaofan was reminded of what happened in the passion fruit shed.
The image was etched in his mind: Lin Yuru holding onto the shed frame, bending over with her hips raised, as Xie Jian tore down her pants, exposing her charms—and her shy look back as she turned, her exquisite face and voluptuous figure creating a sight that made his face burn.
Every time he recalled it, his heart would race, but because there were people around earlier, he had tried hard to keep his composure.
Now, being addressed by her, Zeng Xiaofan felt his face flush, and he grew increasingly puzzled as to why Auntie Yuru would invite him to her home...
They didn't usually have much interaction, did they?
Zeng Xiaofan pondered for a moment and guessed that Lin Yuru must want to talk to him about that day.
Thinking of this, he felt a sense of relief. He knew that Lin Yuru must be worried and wanted him to help her keep the secret.
With this in mind, Zeng Xiaofan could only shake his head with a smile and sigh:
"It seems I have to go over there tonight after all~"
"Otherwise, Auntie Yuru might not be able to sleep peacefully~"
"What? Sleep? Why would Auntie Yuru's sleep have anything to do with you?"
Li Bixian, who was standing nearby, noticed Zeng Xiaofan's strange expression and asked, looking puzzled.
Zeng Xiaofan quickly offered an awkward smile and shook his head:
"No... nothing..."
"It's getting dark, and everything is settled! Let's go home!"
"Come on, I'll let you try out my new truck!"
As he spoke, Zeng Xiaofan grabbed Li Bixian's soft hand and headed toward the T-Rex pickup.
Li Bixian pulled her hand away and pouted:
"Wait a minute!"
"You... are you hiding something from me?"
"Huh? No... no I'm not?"
"What were you whispering about with Auntie Yuru just now?"
Li Bixian glared at him with her large, bright eyes, staring intensely into his.
"Nothing... really, nothing."
"Are you sure you and Auntie Yuru have nothing going on?"
"I'm sure!"
"Hmph! You're lying to me! Auntie Yuru told me everything!"

"I know about you peeping at her butt!"
Li Bixian stomped her foot in anger, causing her chest to heave.
Zeng Xiaofan was flustered by this: "That's a load of crap!"
"I didn't peep at her; she stripped it off and showed it to me herself!"
"I was there first, and the moment she walked over, she took off her pants..."
"And she stood right there facing me... I'm not blind, of course I saw it..."
"How was I supposed to know she would suddenly take her pants off? It wasn't intentional, so how can you call it peeping?"
Seeing Zeng Xiaofan getting more and more worked up, Li Bixian suddenly covered her mouth and giggled:
"Hahaha! You guy! You're really too honest!"
"I just tried to trick you, and you confessed everything! Hahaha!"
"So it's true, you really did peep at Auntie Yuru peeing!"
"Huh? What? Peeping at her peeing?" Now it was Zeng Xiaofan's turn to be completely confused.
Li Bixian huffed playfully: "Yeah, even if you didn't mean to, the fact is you peeped at her peeing~"
"Just tell me, did you see it or not?"
"Cough, cough... well... she was facing me, how could I not see it?"
"Exactly, so whether you meant to or not, the fact is you did peep~"
"Auntie Yuru was acting all shy this afternoon, trying to probe me to see if you had managed to get a look..."
"Hahaha..." As she spoke, Li Bixian recounted everything Lin Yuru had asked her from start to finish.
Zeng Xiaofan suddenly understood. He thought to himself that Auntie Yuru was quite skilled at lying—mixing truth with falsehood, and even calling it "peeing"...
She had clearly stood there, taken off her pants, and stuck her backside toward him while doing something illicit...
Yet she framed it as peeing. If she had actually been peeing, she would have squatted down, and he wouldn't have seen it so clearly...
Zeng Xiaofan found it amusing, but in front of Li Bixian, he naturally wouldn't reveal the truth. He just went along with her:
"Fine, fine, if she says I peeped, then I peeped..."
"You women are the masters; whatever you say is right, okay?"
Zeng Xiaofan said with a huff. No sooner had he finished speaking than a wave of fragrance wafted toward him!
Li Bixian suddenly stood on her tiptoes, cupped Zeng Xiaofan's face, and kissed his eyes lightly.
Li Bixian's soft, full lips made Zeng Xiaofan freeze:
"Uh... what... what's this for?"
"Sister Xian, why did you suddenly..."
Li Bixian gave a playful huff and pouted:
"Telling you to stop letting your eyes wander—don't I need to wash your eyes for you?"
"Aren't you afraid of getting a stye from looking at dirty things?"
Hearing this, Zeng Xiaofan burst into laughter:
"Hahaha... that makes sense!"
"Damn it!" Zeng Xiaofan suddenly cursed.
"What's wrong?" Li Bixian frowned.
Zeng Xiaofan gave a wicked smile: "Look, I just said a bad word, so now my mouth is dirty too!"
"My tongue is dirty as well, so you need to wash it for me. Hurry, use your tongue to swirl around with mine!"
"Pfft! Get lost!!"
"In your dreams!!" Li Bixian ran away, and Zeng Xiaofan, tongue wagging, chased after her with a mischievous grin.
The two of them chased and played around the T-Rex pickup for a good while, their laughter filling the dark valley.
In the end, Li Bixian couldn't withstand Zeng Xiaofan's persistence and was pinned against the hood, where he kissed her for a full five minutes.
When Zeng Xiaofan finally let her go, Li Bixian's face was beet red, and her body was soft...
"You stinky Xiaofan!"
"Pervert!"
"Jerk!"
"You pressed me so hard my waist hurts!"
"The hood is hot, do you have any idea how it burns my butt?"
Zeng Xiaofan's expression changed to one of shock and concern:
"Huh???"
"Is it really that hot? I forgot... did it burn you?"
"Come here, let me take your pants off and check for you properly..."
"Bah!"
"I knew it! You're dreaming! You dirty pervert!"
Li Bixian scolded him, then giggled as she scrambled into the car, sat in the passenger seat, and slammed the door shut.
Zeng Xiaofan chuckled, saying wickedly:
"Come on, let me check you properly~"
"If your butt is really burned, I'll put some saliva on it for you..."
"Ugh!" Li Bixian rolled her eyes at him:
"Stop it! Let's go home!"
"Honestly, talking about spitting on your butt—I can see you're just trying to be a delinquent!"
"Hmph! You stinky man!"