Chapter 131 How Did You Know

The Cheerful Village Healer A fine fish rises to the surface. 2730 words 2026-04-11 00:49:28

"Dad!"

"What nonsense are you spouting!"

"We didn't do anything like that..."

"Xiao Fan didn't do that to me!"

"Seriously... am I really that easy to take advantage of?"

Lin Yuru felt both embarrassed and indignant. Her face flushed bright red as she shifted her body, her proud, voluptuous figure undulating with the movement.

Lin Ade sighed. "Yuru, don't try to hide it from your father anymore."

"No one knows a daughter better than her father. In normal circumstances, you wouldn't easily engage in such disgraceful behavior."

"But I know how much you love your sister. To cure her, you’d do anything..."

"Dad! I really didn't!" Lin Yuru’s face turned even redder. She thought to herself, *I wish I had, but Xiao Fan wouldn't do it...*

Just as Lin Ade was about to continue, Zeng Xiaofan interrupted him directly.

"Your younger daughter's name is Yuhan, right?"

"When she has these episodes, does she enter a trance-like state regardless of the occasion?"

"Either she starts touching sensitive parts of her own body..."

"Or she uses sharp objects to hurt herself."

"Or she tries to insert whatever object she can get her hands on into herself..."

"And no matter what she does, the expression on her face is one of pure ecstasy, as if she’s enjoying it?"

"Just like someone reaching the climax of an intimate act?"

As soon as Zeng Xiaofan said this, the entire family was stunned.

Lin Ade and Lin Dongmei blurted out in unison:

"How do you know that?"

Zeng Xiaofan’s expression turned serious as he said calmly, "Not only do I know the state of her episodes, I know they fluctuate."

"She doesn't have episodes during the day under the sun, but she is sluggish, extremely weak, and mentally drained."

"But once it’s a cloudy or rainy day, she immediately has an episode. She has them when she encounters a snake on the road, or when she passes a spot where a male dog has urinated..."

"Especially at night; her hands must be tied, or she might have an episode at any moment."

When Zeng Xiaofan finished, not only Lin Ade and his wife, but even Lin Yuru exclaimed, "You know all of this too???"

The Lin family was dumbfounded. Lin Dongmei’s mouth was agape, unable to close it.

After the initial shock, Lin Ade’s face darkened. He glared at Lin Yuru and snapped, "Yuru! It must have been you who told him, right?"

"How many times have I told you? This illness of your sister’s ruins our reputation. I told you not to tell outsiders!"

"How can you be so disobedient! Do you want your sister to be pointed at and called a harlot once she's cured?"

"It’s not me! Mom! Dad! Believe me, I really didn't tell him!"

"These... I don't know how he knows these things either!"

"I'm just as shocked as you are!"

Lin Yuru turned to look at Zeng Xiaofan. "Xiao Fan, what is going on here?"

"Could it be... could it be that my sister was really cursed?"

"Pfft! How is that possible!" Lin Ade looked at Zeng Xiaofan with even more disdain. He said coldly, "Did you sneak around digging up information on our family just to lure my daughter in?"

"Are you that desperate to sleep with my daughter? Or are you trying to scam us for money?"

Zeng Xiaofan shook his head helplessly. "Sigh... you people..."

"Let’s put it this way: if your daughter’s problem were a genuine medical illness, I could cure it in a minute!"

"But your daughter isn't sick. She has truly been afflicted by a dark curse!"

"Hmph! Spare me!" Lin Dongmei couldn't take it anymore. She said with a look of contempt, "You don't even blush when you brag, saying you could cure her in a minute!"

"Do you have any idea that we’ve already taken her to the provincial hospital?"

"Even the best doctors in the province couldn't do anything. And you claim you can cure her in a minute?"

"Stop bragging. A kid like you, who hasn't even grown all his hair yet, thinks you can fool me?"

"Hmph! It's laughable!"

Zeng Xiaofan shook his head again and sighed. "Ma'am, do you have hemorrhoids the size of a finger that aren't visible usually, but pop out whenever you eat something spicy?"

"Have you and your husband gone without intimacy for many years? You suffer from endocrine disorders and often can't sleep at night?"

"And because you're too dry, after long periods of labor, certain areas easily chafe and break the skin?"

"When it gets injured, it hurts so much that you grimace whenever it touches hot water, but you’re too embarrassed to tell anyone?"

Lin Dongmei shuddered violently upon hearing this. Her face turned the color of a pig's liver in an instant, and she blurted out, "You... how do you know that!!!!???"

The moment the words left her mouth, she hurriedly covered it, blushing furiously.

Zeng Xiaofan, however, remained calm. He turned to Lin Ade. "Uncle, do you have prostate issues? Do you often suffer from frequent, urgent, or incomplete urination?"

"And in that other department, you’ve been feeling powerless ever since you turned fifty?"

As soon as these words were spoken, Lin Ade trembled. His face turned green, and he stared at Zeng Xiaofan with an expression of utter disbelief.

"I... that... uh... I..."

Lin Ade stammered for a long time without forming a coherent sentence, but his reaction spoke for itself. It was clear that Zeng Xiaofan had hit the nail on the head.

Now, Lin Dongmei and Lin Ade looked at each other, completely dumbfounded.

They knew perfectly well that these were their most private ailments, things they had never mentioned to a soul.

Because of the conservative nature of rural life, they were too ashamed to even go to a hospital for such private issues.

In other words, it was impossible for a second person—other than themselves—to know about them!

Yet, their conditions had been described with 100% accuracy. They had no choice but to believe him now.

Seeing the look on her parents' faces, Lin Yuru knew that Zeng Xiaofan had been right about everything.

Beyond her shock, she was filled with curiosity. She widened her bright eyes and looked at him excitedly. "Xiao Fan, so you really do know medicine?"

"I... I thought you were just talking nonsense, or at most, you only knew a few folk remedies..."

"You diagnosed my parents' conditions just by looking at them. You... you’re a divine doctor!"

"Your medical skills are just too insane!"

Lin Yuru suddenly realized her language was improper and covered her mouth, blushing. "What about me?"

"If you're really that amazing, can you see if I have any illnesses?"

Zeng Xiaofan glanced at Lin Yuru, the corner of his mouth twitching slightly. He gave an awkward laugh.

"Ahem... you're fine... you... well... you're perfectly healthy..."

"Don't ask anymore..."

"Impossible! Your expression just now was definitely off!"

Lin Yuru furrowed her delicate brows. Thinking of something, her expression grew tense.

"Is it... is it some kind of terminal illness that you're afraid to tell me about?"

Her words immediately made Lin Ade and his wife nervous as well.

Zeng Xiaofan could only smile helplessly and shake his head. "It is indeed an incurable condition..."

As he spoke, he stepped forward, leaned close to Lin Yuru’s delicate earlobe, and whispered in a low voice:

"The only problem you have is..."

"Your"

"Libido"

"Is"

"Too"

"High."